In the cleaning cupboard, there's a chemical dispenser, which is hooked up to the hosepipe and mixes water with the bleach/disinfectant, and normally if you turn the hose on too much, when you press the button the pipe bursts off the tap, so I was relishing pressing the button when Dave had turned the hose on full, when he was stood so close to it, but typically it didn't do it this morning.

The new waitress Chante overcharged a man at work because she gave him another table's bill, which would be annoying enough if she hadn't have done it when she had already finished working.

Alice went to the doctors today as she has conjunctivitis, which she is worried will mean she can't have her trial on the boat (which is on Wednesday).