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All alone in the big wide world
Some b***** had set my alarm for 08.00am this morn think it was one of the girls as they wanted to go for an early morning swim-stuff that switched it off and locked my door! No way am I going swimming with sevral attractive women in swim suits (What do you reckon Marl....."who the F*ck do they think they are with those handbags!!!!) Anyhow finally got up around 09.00am bit of a hangover but once in the pool it soon went, its like some kind of a cure hot women in hardly anything!!! At 09.30 we went up to the city palace to have a look around the place-really cool place not that i'm a big lover of museums and the like but the maharagh who lived there had plenty of wives and even more girlfriends so he's coo! Me being in touch with my feminine side I was dragged (as if!!!) to go Sahri shopping with the girls. Don't know if it was the heat in there or the fact that nobody minded stripping off in front of me but it was hot in there(sorry mum don't read this bit). After about two hours in the place and sevreal hot flusters later we decided to go and what better way to travel back to town but in the worlds smallest rickshaw seven of us crammed in the back and Erin a girl from Canada sat with the driver(on his knee). Came close to dying a few times but it already felt like heaven with all the ladies in the back! Once we made it alive back to the hotel I was done so nap time! At 18.00 we all met up and headed up into town for a meal, on the way a couple of girls decided it would be a good idea to watch a local show with dancers. Dancers cool so i can my notes out ready to slip into their lingerie but to my surprise or may despair would be better they looked like bloody mother Theresa. However it was a laugh watching so I endured the one hour performance! We had a wonderful believe it or not Indian meal and afterwards headed back home, one thing about India is the amount of cows and dogs on the street. With this in mind you can imagine how much....I'd like to say excrament but its so plentyful and vile that no other word than sh*t would best describe it! One of the guys was wearing sandels and stood in the biggest smelliest pile ever it was all in his toes all over his leg....everywhere-so funny well from where I was standing anyhow! Also on the way Home that night we saw what we thought were cute little monkeys, so me and Steph from Aus decided to take pictures. These things are mental they jumped down and bloody chased us I crapped and ran off and left her to deal with them!
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