Date: 2 March 04 Adventures of Gamblegirl: Peter Andre Part II Okay so I've found the classic gems that Pete has come out with and the lyrics as promised of Insania (which is going to be released as a single). Here's some of Pete's quotes whilst in the "Aussie Jungle" (people's it's the bush!!!!) "We are people who have lived a life of eating food." - Yes, well most people do do that Pete! "What's a man in music, without music?" - Um a man? "I can handle cockroaches, but if something that big came my way I'd just have to eat it to get it out of the way" - Pete's foulproof plan for jungle survival "I can fight my fears... But I'm not a ninja." - Really? Are you sure? And all this time, I thought you were a crap single releasing singing Ninja. Stoopid me. "I'm F%^king crazy. I mean, I'm really crazy. You don't know how crazy I am." - If we weren't sure before, am now. "I think feet are gross. What's the point of them?" - Yes um for walking perhaps? This is what I think is his classic dumbarse quote. "Good is what gets you through. Not bad". - Just call him Pete Skywalker And here's the lyrics to Insania - trust me, when I say this will be a number one hit over here! "Insania. It's not a word that's in the dictionary it's a new word that's a mixture of insane and mania... the song goes like this..... Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo This is insania Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo This is insania" Yes the less said the better really... Doesn't he make you proud? Gamblegirl PS. Saw these articles in the paper, which made me laugh. It's to a solve your problems column. Pants of Fire: I am 35 years old, over 6ft tall and of athletic build. I am a multimillionaire with homes in London, Antibes and Aspen. However, I am unusually "well endowed". Do you think this will be a hindrance in my relationships with women? - Seriously is this person taking the piss?!?!?!? But they get better. Going Potty: What is the etiquette concerning chamber pots these days? Is there any shame in me having one at 26? If not, would the purchase of a suitably antique vessel or cutting a plastic bottle in half and making a new range of 21st - century pots? But my absolute favourite and I can't believe that someone actually wrote this, is... Going Potty 2: I'm not sure what to do. What do you advise? Yes that's it. No other explanation except for that. The answer to that was - don't make any sudden movements. Stay very still. Help will arrive. Ahhh yes, the English - mad and insane and delightfully so.