Bought from a kind old Italian man, in a rundown suburb of Sydney, we really wanted to like this take away effort.

One of his signs outside called it 'award winning coffee'... Well, there can be all sorts of awards, can't there?

Again, one was significantly worse than the other (mine, of course!)... But not as pronounced as the Halfway Creek effort.

Too milky, too faceless, forgettable.

(BUT WE GOT A RICH TEA BISCUIT AND FELT AT HOME FOR A LITTLE)

(Note. Christy has no idea what a Rich Tea biscuit is... It appears Australians only recognise biscuits that have chocolate in them)