The barista had a ridiculous beard, usually a good sign. Unfortunately this was initially too hot, with cap-esque foam, which was disappointing (#wemissmelbourne). Foxy bought himself a "brookie", brownie/cookie which tasted very like Nutella, containing hazelnuts that he's allergic to. He continued to eat half, and then had to down a lot of water so that he could continue to breathe. Eejit. The judges differed (Alex was wrong this time) so agreed on our comp...

A shared coffee, in, with brunch/lunch with Christy. Last time we walked past this place, after coffee at Gertrude and Alice (the bookshop), the food looked incroyable. It didn't disappoint. In comparison, the coffee was good but not incredible. Just out of the 4s. AB

Today was a nothing sort of day. A travelling back to Melbourne day. Increasingly nervous that we still hadn't succeeded in booking a place for tonight (owing almost entirely to Swansea backpackers not providing us with WIFI & the Phil induced double penguin evening escapades the day after), we booked an instant book on air bnb. Unfortunately this is quite far from the centre of town, but beggars can't be choosers. We do soften the blow by splitting up ou...

A cafe around the corner from our Airbnb, which we loiter in for an hour and a half with our bags, waiting for our transfer to the airport. Grateful for the caffeine (which makes our headaches disappear.... oh dear), this makes us more inclined to rate this highly. But although served a drinkable temperature and with good body, the coffee came over a little strong, and the aftertaste was too bitter. It was fine, not great. Plus points for bringing water to the ta...

Today we head straight to the Tessellated Pavement, one of the natural attractions of Eaglehawk Neck. It's an incredible natural phenomenon, caused by the rocks fracturing into blocks (so precise that they look man made - they're not!) followed by salt crystals forming from the sea water left on the rocks whenever the tide comes in... Or something. Ask a geologist for more information. We were lucky to have it to ourselves; as we leave, 3 carloads of tour...