We think today maybe the start of something.
After a day on the beach, an evening of sunset beers was on the cards but after the first mouthful Matt knew he wasn't quite right. He didn't even finish one of his beers and went for the paracetamol instead. On a positive note, Matt invented 'The Secret, Unsuspicious Beach Piss' technique. Use your imagination. But if you don't have any imagination here it is.... - Wait till the sun has set - Dig a hole in front in between your legs - Flop out the side of your swim shorts - Fill the hole with liquid - Fill the hole with sand On return to the beach after a shop trip, Char was filled in with his invention.
M & C xxxx