I'm gunna throw it out there... We gave Queenstown a bloody good send off before hitting Dunedin... Decided to check out this 'FERGBURGER' joint for some grub, seeing as everyone had recommended this place for some tasty, burger loving fun. (I don't even know what that means). By George!! The wait was weighty, the queue was like an army of hungry minions all barricading the entrance. 40minute wait for this burger... We spend our time wisely, and ...

Currently sitting in the hostel kitchen, munching a kiwi like a peasant. (The fruit, not the people... I haven't reached cannibalism just yet... Although I'm beginning to look like a barbarian) Think it's something to do with the amount of wrist threads, and the baggy jumper I'm wearing. Should probably take them off before people start throwing rocks at me. I'm gunna be dead truthful with you lot... 90% of this blog is going to be me bleatin...

I do in fact recall saying... "I really wanna go travelling... I wanna meet new people, see new things... And just get out of my comfort zone. I hate being too comfortable."I'll eat my words next time. Swallow them. And poop them out into the sea, where they can never reach me again. It seems I've reached a new level of comfort. I'm stuck in a whirlwind of Queenstown, booze and BUNGY JUMPS. That's right folks. I only went and jumped off a sodding...

Never guess who I found? ... Someone who's apparently spent a lot of time in the sun... Without the company of Sun screen... A very red, peeled, Moses Bloody Hutchinson! He's alive! Back in Dunedin, I figured it was time to pick up my feet again... I'd gotten comfortable... A little too comfortable... To the point that I'd have happily stayed forever. The two weeks I'd spent there flew by so quickly! Sorry, I'm writing this blog, and th...

I'm back... Apparently 'home comforts' got the better of me... So yet again, I'm slacking like a slicky, slocky sloth. I'm currently sitting here 00:19am... surrounded by the smell of freshly baked flapjacks. New Zealanders aren't accustomed to 'flapjacks'... this makes me feel physically heart broken... Beautiful country, fantastic, intelligent people, who don't eat flapjacks. Bloody madness I tell ya, MADNESS! So, I got my H...