Cramming a couple of months worth of blog into one entry... Ain't easy. Think of this as a short story... See ya Narrandera!!!  It's strange to think that this time last year... I was galavanting around New Zealand. How time flies! Bloody hell... So what's the new? I'll tell you... I've just accidentally deleted my whole blog entry, which I was rounding off nicely... So please excuse me if my writing is slightly sharp, or abrupt. In plain ...

Good'day folks! And by golly it certainly is! For me anyway... Not for the girl who is sitting behind me in this library... This poor American lass is being harassed by some weird Asian dude. She's just quietly sitting, trying to get on with some kind of project, and he's crossing ALL the boundaries. Getting all up in her personal bubble, leaning in her face... Perving her up, good and proper. Oh God it's getting worse. Here I'll quote for you...

And we're back... Apologies if any of you actually gave a flying pooper about what we're getting up to. WiFi is a luxury in these parts... For the past couple of weeks... The four Musketeers, Alex, Mo, Emily and myself have been camping out in the Australian Wilderness. We figured a swift getaway from Melbourne was the way forward. We set ourselves a marker point to escape within 2 weeks. Scrounge as much money as we possibly can in that time, then swo...

Q) How do you sleep through loud, Swedish w**** sex at 3am? A) You don't. Some nasty ass Swedish, brunette, wannabe hooker got brought back to our room by the Aussie gentleman sleeping opposite me. At the time I was sleeping with my back to them, facing the wall... After a rustle and flop, I started hearing giggling, Swedish talk and then... Yes you guessed it, the moans. I don't wanna get too graphic, but my word! This lass was sure having a good time...