Cramming a couple of months worth of blog into one entry... Ain't easy. Think of this as a short story... See ya Narrandera!!!  It's strange to think that this time last year... I was galavanting around New Zealand. How time flies! Bloody hell... So what's the new? I'll tell you... I've just accidentally deleted my whole blog entry, which I was rounding off nicely... So please excuse me if my writing is slightly sharp, or abrupt. In plain ...

Good'day folks! And by golly it certainly is! For me anyway... Not for the girl who is sitting behind me in this library... This poor American lass is being harassed by some weird Asian dude. She's just quietly sitting, trying to get on with some kind of project, and he's crossing ALL the boundaries. Getting all up in her personal bubble, leaning in her face... Perving her up, good and proper. Oh God it's getting worse. Here I'll quote for you...

And we're back... Apologies if any of you actually gave a flying pooper about what we're getting up to. WiFi is a luxury in these parts... For the past couple of weeks... The four Musketeers, Alex, Mo, Emily and myself have been camping out in the Australian Wilderness. We figured a swift getaway from Melbourne was the way forward. We set ourselves a marker point to escape within 2 weeks. Scrounge as much money as we possibly can in that time, then swo...

Day 272... Location: Melbourne (still...)Physical Appearance: Shagged outBody Temperature: NOT WARM AT ALL. (all the time)  Mental State: Scrambled eggs... Occupation: Coffee giver outer...Turns out, Australia actually gets quite nippy through the winter periods in Melbourne... We don't like the cold. I remember having a conversation with Mo, back home, about bringing jackets and coats... "Dunno whether to bring one...""Me neither..." 'If it rains, ...

Hello again, What's new? I hear you ask! We don't work for Aussie Farmers anymore! That's what! Me and Mo spent out last few days door knocking, texting each other about how s*** the job was. Then we'd ring each other up and share a very expressive, verbal conversation about how s*** the job was, again. We'd then find other things to amuse ourselves with whilst on turf... Keeping each other up to date with any new findings, or strange people...