Day 272... Location: Melbourne (still...)Physical Appearance: Shagged outBody Temperature: NOT WARM AT ALL. (all the time)  Mental State: Scrambled eggs... Occupation: Coffee giver outer...Turns out, Australia actually gets quite nippy through the winter periods in Melbourne... We don't like the cold. I remember having a conversation with Mo, back home, about bringing jackets and coats... "Dunno whether to bring one...""Me neither..." 'If it rains, ...

Hello again, What's new? I hear you ask! We don't work for Aussie Farmers anymore! That's what! Me and Mo spent out last few days door knocking, texting each other about how s*** the job was. Then we'd ring each other up and share a very expressive, verbal conversation about how s*** the job was, again. We'd then find other things to amuse ourselves with whilst on turf... Keeping each other up to date with any new findings, or strange people...

'Sup folks, I would apologise for being slack with the blog, but I'm actually having too much of a good time to care for your concerns and interests in my well being. This does however mean I'm going to have to wind my little, brain cogs way WAY back. This has already proven to be a struggle. I think my brain cogs are slowly rusting away, marinated in 'Fruit Lexia' (AKA- GOON). So this lovely, blonde German bird (Helena) helped us out with fin...

Before you read any further, I must warn you... This is possibly one of the most pointless blog posts I've written. So if you've got better things to do, like cleaning the toilet, or buying a new lamp shade, hop to it. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, feast your eyes on this magnificent pair of twits... So last Wednesday was interesting... We scrounged about for the last few dollars we had. ' BEEEEP!!' Cards were declined at the front desk t...

poorpɔː,pʊə/adjectiveadjective: poor; comparative adjective: poorer; superlative adjective: poorest1. lacking sufficient money to live at a standard considered comfortable or normal in a society.Pretty sure, that's exactly what I am. As it happens, that dodgey, little cafe place didn't need me working there anymore... I was later told that the weird manager guy went on a 'firing rampage' and got rid of quite a few of the the p...