What a mental couple of days... Jesus Christ. I literally haven't stopped laughing. People in the cafe I'm sitting in must think I'm mental. I keep laughing to myself, looking through the pictures from yesterday. Just had myself an awesome breakfast. Massive dippy egg and soldiers. Been so long since I've eaten it, I couldn't remember how you cracked into the egg... Or it could be that I'm actually losing my basic brain cells for good??! ...

How's England suckers? Cold? Boring? ... Sorry to hear that. For most of you, this will be a difficult blog to read because, you'll basically want to turn into me right now...So here I am... Lovely jubley Kaikoura (Maori language ... meaning 'to eat Crayfish'... Which I haven't bloody done yet!!) Though, I did have some pretty impressive Thai grub last night... 'Seafood Pad Thai' is what I had. The place is surrounded with huge glacie...