It's boiling water that's had coffee passed through at some point during its sad little life.

Not a flat white. A poor cappuccino.. Too milky.

Points for old school Internet cafe surroundings, and air con.

Negs for poor music. "Spin me right round baby, like a record baby right round"

Lactose overload sours any residual positive aftertaste. Can we leave now and go somewhere else for coffee?

AF