A cultured coffee.

Smooth, yet powerful (I can tell by the way I have now woken up). This is a admirable effort.

Cold tapwater. Check.
Good temperature. Check.
Room with a view. Check.

Potentially, a little too much milk.

But hold all the telephones, it appears Al Bal's coffee is not so milky, in fact, it is stronger than a strong thing at a strong man contest. (I actually quite like it, so we swap)

So marks down for inconsistency.

...AND THEN THEY PLAYED JAMIROQUAI AND IT WAS AWESOME. Bonus point for this!!