On our last day in Ko Samui we got a massage which was the best 6 pound I have ever spent!! 1 hour of pure pleasure. Not that sort of pleasure!! Although she did pay close attention to the groin and thigh area. Money well spent.

Today we got the boat over to the mainland and we got talking to a South African who's Dad was from Hull! He supported Man Utd though so I threw him overboard. We are now in Surat Thani which is a bit of a dump and there is nothing to do. Never the less we are up early to catch our flight to Kuala Lumpar and we are excited to finally stay in a 5 star hotel! 100 pound for 3 nights with a room over looking the Patronas Towers. Sweet. Shame I only have flip flops and vests with me. I bet they think im lost...