Not sure where to start with Phuket. Its mental. Its how I imagine Benidorm to be! Only with hundreds of Russians and ping pong shows. Dont think ive ever seen so many Russians! Rikki said she doesnt know how I can tell they are Russian. But you can. They have square heads, Short hair with a longer bit at the back that makes them look like an Irish traveller, pot bellies and a horrific dress sense that would look normal 20 years ago. They all look depressed and w...

The hotel here is a bit grim and you have to walk up a huge hill to get to it. Never the less the beaches here are stunning and the water is crystal clear. Ive been snorkeling most days and seen some weird stuff. We were suprised by the amount of people here, and in particular youths! Its a real party island which spoils it a bit. There are no roads on the island so everywhere is reached via boats. You can walk but you have to navigate through jungles to do so....

First impressions of Krabi were not good! We arrived by flight and the transfer to the hotel didnt turn up. I tried ringing the number for the hotel but it said it didnt exsist! Luckily some Thai lady rang them and they picked us up 1hr 30 mins later!! The room was red hot and seemed really basic. But we had just been staying in a 5 star so it was always going to be a let down. The room, however, has grown on us as the aircon is good and the bed is comfy. The w...

On our last day in Ko Samui we got a massage which was the best 6 pound I have ever spent!! 1 hour of pure pleasure. Not that sort of pleasure!! Although she did pay close attention to the groin and thigh area. Money well spent. Today we got the boat over to the mainland and we got talking to a South African who's Dad was from Hull! He supported Man Utd though so I threw him overboard. We are now in Surat Thani which is a bit of a dump and there is nothing to do...

On our last day in Ko Samui we got a massage which was the best 6 pound I have ever spent!! 1 hour of pure pleasure. Not that sort of pleasure!! Although she did pay close attention to the groin and thigh area. Money well spent. Today we got the boat over to the mainland and we got talking to a South African who's Dad was from Hull! He supported Man Utd though so I threw him overboard. We are now in Surat Thani which is a bit of a dump and there is nothing to do...