Lazy b******! Got up at 3pm. Water fights take it out of you over 3-4 days. Got some mid-afternoon breakfast, a bit of a starter for the day.

Decided to head out for an hour with the gun about 5 o'clock. Blasted a few people in the street and headed back. Hectic day!

I headed off later to get some tea and meet up with a few people I had met over the weekend. We decided to head off to a few, first of all we went to a jazz club, courtesy of a lift from a random Thai guy in this pickup truck with 13 of us in the back, and Aiden ended up getting on the keyboard and did a little set with this jazz band which was pretty funny.

After that we flagged a tuk tuk down but he wouldn't take 7 of us in it. We eventually found a tuk tuk that was willing to take all 7 of us on 1 tuk tuk. Then we headed off to a club called Bubble. That was pretty interesting, 4 people crammed in the seating part and then me, Aiden and Ste hanging on the back! I don't think we got over 10-15mph. Pure power!

On the way we had a near encounter with the police but they didn't even bat an eyelid. At one point Ste fell off the back of the tuk tuk and had to carry on running to keep the momentum up but the driver wasn't stopping for s***! It was hilarious in a way with him running after us whilst we were all shouting at the driver to stop.

After the hair raising journey we arrived at Bubble. The thing is with the music in Thailand it is the most random and rubbish s*** you will ever hear. I think psy-trance was on when we arrived for the last hour or so but that too was so random!

After several Long Island Iced Teas' or Long Icelands as they called them, the club was shutting so we headed to Spicey club again, the one that does not allow ladyboys! That was bad and stunk of sick, so at this point me and Ste decided to call it a night and get some food. Thing is everywhere was shut, so McDonald's entered our heads as it was 24 hour. It was a bit of a way off so we flagged down a notorious tuk tuk and after trying to barter with him for about 10 minutes we agreed for him to take us there, wait at McD's, saw Ronald at the golden arches, gave him a fag, then took us back to our guesthouse.