Grin like errant children as the plane took off for London? Get hungry at Changi Airport? Hate slow passport lines? Have fun with the Hop On Hop Off crew at the Tower of London stop? Love The Vista Bar overlooking Trafalgar Square? And the staff? Stop for a drink or two on our way around London? Get surprised by Wellington? Love the wander down the far bank of the Thames under The Eye? Hate the steak at the Argentinian Steak bar? Love the foyer and nuts at the Ibis? Walk across Tower Bridge … a lot? Climb St Paul’s? See the bridge open? Talk to a cellist? Eat? Wander The Globe? Wander South Bank? Find The Vault beer garden? Relax? See Big Ben and The White Lion? Take magnificent selfies? Have fish and chips at The Tower at sunset? LOVE STONEHENGE? Wear rain ponchos well? Laugh at the Beefeater? Skip the Crown Jewels? Think Gatwick Airport was miles and miles away? Wonder if the transit bus driver was running off with us? Jump on the bed in excitement in Istanbul? Love the hotel veranda? And all the staff there? Love Istanbul? Attract beautiful men with a fascination for tattoos? Love the views? THE PAVILLONS? The Bosphorous? The Sea of Mamara? Marvel at the Mosques? The sunsets over the water? The seaplanes over Istanbul? Love walking to Asia? Eat on the fisherman’s bridge? Haha. Look around the people gathered for the tour and think “What?” Gaze at The Dardenelles? ANZAC COVE? Helles? The Nek? Lone Pine? Love the ferry ride? Shop in Canukkale? Sit in the waterside bar, talk to Alp and wonder at salt covered peanut shells? Love cable cars? Wonder at the Acropolis of Pergamon? Roman ruins? Marvellous old marble columns? The steep amphitheatre? Jump up and down and scream at our room and hotel at Kusadasi? Love the ruins of Ephesus? Marvel at the Terrace Houses? Wear cool neck things well? Forget to go to ATMs? Model leather jackets brilliantly? Sail and swim the crystal clear waters of the Aegean Sea? You, cliff jump!!? Grin as the Message in a Bottle slid over the side and into the wake? LOVE free drinks? Learn how to ‘clink’? Wander and marvel at the ruins of Aphrodisias in the hot sun? Swim in the Lime Cascades at Pamukkale? Balance on marble, Roman Columns in the beautiful water of the Antique Pool? Grin, a lot? Eat ice creams? Marvel at the Fairy Chimneys? Try to hide from Steve? Sing ‘Istanbul was Constantinople’? Love the Caravanserai? The underground city? Stand agog and try to take in the Gamirasu Cave Hotel? Love buying your headscarf from the Grandma in her vegetable garden on the top terrace of the Gamirasu? Gaze at the balloons over the horizon early morning? Run from bees at breakfast on the terrace? Sit on our own private balcony, just loving it all? Sleep in a 4000 year old room with a stone wheel door? Get in the basket? Float effortlessly over incredible sights? Land on a trailer? Buy souvenirs off a card table by the enormous basket? And hug and grin? Not want to come home? You, get a marriage proposal in the passport queue in Istanbul? Cry on the plane in Istanbul? Have fun?