Remember those people that used to call you names when you were at school? The pretty ones that would never, ever have a fat friend (unless it were a DUFF)? Well, don't look now, but they are everywhere here on Santorini.

...you know those pretty girls with big boobs and blonde hair (from a bottle). The David Beckham tattooed and muscled boyfriend..in crisp white shirt n white pants n white slip ons!. (See image). Listening in on their conversations it's noted that "....after Santorini we wanna go to Hawaii, Bali and Thailand..." To which Barbie responds; "...Bali! Where's that?" "...Asia honey....", "...oh right! Heard Maldives is better..!"

Hmmmm! Getting the picture?

Caught another pretty girl being proposed to under the church bells beside the sunset before...the crowd clapped in unison! The bride was crying...not too much; makeup would run!

Hang on!

A Dad n son just arrived to watch the sunset from the Trendy VLOUNGE. The waiter is concerned the want the front row seat!!! T shirt, belly and with child...would you prefer a back table!? Good on ya Dad! Stood ya ground! Like me! Front n centre! Just as we should be! We are worth 50 of the cocktail-jug brigade!

Ha ha!

I can hear my fans chanting: gee! Troy sounds bitter! Not at all! Quite the opposite actually. So happy to be here and proud enough to sit on the best table, with the best view feeling better than ever!

Santorini is magic! It's just picture perfect! Pretty. Picturesque and just so amazing! I need to punch myself constantly!

Imagine someone actually planning to propose to you with all the love in their heart. Right there, under the church bells, on the most Romantic of Islands in the entire world! Wow! Now, without sarcasm or sillyness: that right there is all that (and a bag of chips!)

...damn! I need a travel partner: Why? Well, when I need to go to the loo I'll lose my Prime position (did I mention front & centre?).

Think I'll just hold on!

...another 'Santorini Sunrise' Cocktail please sexy Greek waiter man...by the way, I'm staying at Sofias Rooms...!