So!
I've been very polite and respectful up til now. But, let's get a few things sorted about Mykonos (in particular)
1. The f**kwit 'Bali bogans' (not necessarily Aussies) on quad bikes and motorcycles! Reckless, rude c**ts! Swerving and, at times getting airborne around others that are simply walking and enjoying their own holiday!
Guys! If you need to be big he-men hire a bike in the desert and almost kill yourselves rather than others!
Seriously! What is it about testosterone fuelled try-hards and their bikes n b****es!
2. Annoying loud obnoxious Americans straight off the Celebrity Cruise Ships! Firstly park your big ugly ship elsewhere and secondly, take your drawls and pathetic whining voices and want want wants to another planet! Get some manners and f**k right away!
3. Rude inconsiderate venues that make singles feel like they have leprosy! Show me to your "single chair" on the side balcony because I'm 'just one' and you can f**k right off too! How impolite and rude are you!? Guaranteed I won't buy anything from you and anyone I know will not visit you either! In comparison, the beautiful hosts at rhapsody, particularly Sonia, are complete opposite! So, I'll buy 3 cocktails every night, tip you and make you as welcome as you make me!
4. Distances from Mykonos Town! As tempting as it seems to stay back out of Town (meaning the old town centre) DONT! It's ugly, dry, unsafe, unkempt, bloody confusing to find and did I mention ugly? I have not taken any images of the surrounding area near my (lovely) hotel. But, maybe I will so you can see how s*** it is! The First 2 nights I stayed in a room right in Old Mykonos Town. Smaller. Yes! But, oh! What a difference just walking out of your apartment into the beautiful picture perfect lanes. It's Mykonos Town or bust! Trust me: by the time I schlep it into Town from my "Arts Precinct" I need a Bex and a lie down!!!
5. Absolutely rude and unfriendly Tourism staff (buses, taxis, ships, boats!) I have done a full blog on you *unts but you deserve a special mention! If you don't like what you're doing for a job go and pick seashells off the seashore or anything else other than act like selfish rude birches and intolerant a-holes to the people that are actually keeping you buoyant!
Well. I needed to get that off my chest because, contrary to social media beliefs it's not all a big bowl of rosy cherries!
And! I tell it like it is....the truth!
Still absolutely loving almost every minute. But, I'm sure most of my real friends n family as always, appreciate my no holes barred honesty!
...if not, well....
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