Well, today was easily the best day of my life.

I rode an ostrich. I stood on ostrich eggs. I got bitten by an ostrich and a "neck massage." Please tell me how my day could get any better? I don't even need to think I need to elaborate on this experience.

I RODE AN OSTRICH.

We also went to a "wildlife ranch," which was basically just a zoo. It was okay.

Nothing could top the ostrich farm though.

Nothing ever will.