Ok, last one for a while i reckon. Greetings from LA Airport. I got here very early today cause I couldnt be fussed with making my way through the public transport system to get here in the heat and my backpack so i took the free shuttle from the hostel. Ive killed 4 hours quite well and theres still 3 to go. What I implore you all to do on May 31st is enjoy the day. Im not going to see May 31st on land due to the wonders of time travel and its a shame ca...

So the other day I was walking along the street and there was a mobile karoake machine and some guy was belting boyz II men (notice i know exactly how its spelt) out during the middle of the day as if its the most normal thing in the world. Its just so alien to me and id imagine to most brits as well. I can really see how American Idol is in its FIFTH season already cause they just can't help or refuse any opportunity to show off. You'd need to put 5 or 6...

Second night of poor sleep pattern. Today is the day when i sort this out. I had the perfect plan yesterday, went out on the day tour, returned at around 5 and there was basketball starting at 6, this was going to last for 3 hours by which time i could then just mince around for a bit and go to bed at a reasonably normal time so i can sort myself out. Wasn't to be, sat down on bed, fell straight to sleep and didnt wake up till 3.30am. Sucks to be me at th...

Today I have seen the house of Jack Bauer. As you can probably guess, today is a good day.

Ok, ignore the titles cause im obviously not in Auckland and ignore the fact that i said id only do this if i was bored. Im doing this cause ive got an hour to kill before i think i should get some sleep so this is volume one of \"complete and utter b******s\" LAST CALL FOR GATE 13 - that was my queue to run like the puppyless freak i am cause despite my fathers assurance that they wouldnt call my flight just yet and his insistence on buying me a pint to se...