Never drinking again!!!!

Woke up with what can only be described as on my death bed. And we had to check out in 30 minutes! Sluggishly, we packed our bags and trailed the beach, getting hotel quotes galore. Settling on the one situated behind the previously described shisha and fire bar, we were happy. After a dip in the pool, the heavens opened. This was our cue to head back to the room for a much needed nap.

Hours later, we re-emerged, hungry and in need of a hangover distraction. We found a bar that paraded itself over the neon-glowing Samui strip, and, shut the front door, Will ordered a roast dinner. Ridiculous.

After several regretful bevvies, we were drawn to the ladyboy cabaret show. To Wills displeasure, we sat front row. Dressed head to toe in sequins, heavy make up and feathers, the notorious Thailand ladyboys appeared. They mimed hits from Whitney Houston and Abba, all while performing cabaret dances. The next show was 'Hey Big Spender' and out emerged a ladyboy in a black catsuit and blonde wig. Suddenly, she preys on Will. My video camera is firmly on. Bringing him up to the stage, they kiss and dance the night away. Such a romantic moment for him.

I upload the video to Facebook instantly.

Will hates me.