Never drinking again!!!

After consuming the complimentary rum in our room, we headed out to see what Koh Samui's nightlife had to offer! After an iiiiiincredible meal on the beach front (sorry Malaysia, but Thailand s***s all over your cuisine!) we found a shisha bar! With bean bags and beds over the sand, we ordered 2 buckets (yes, buckets) of alcohol and watched the fire show (see photo). It was incredible! After a flaming limbo and a victory free shot, we went to the infamous Ark Bar.

Already on the merry voyage to drunk, we ordered more booze and found ourselves at a table of Brits. We drank, chatted, and next think you know (next thing I remember...) we're on the beach dancing, drinking and having an insane time! Cut to 3am, and we all arrange to meet at Green Mango after we pop back to the hotel for more money.

Me and Will stumble back, and the distorted fragments of my memory tell me that I called Will after Sebastian, the red crab from The Little Mermaid, started referring to myself as Ariel, whilst splashing about in the sea. I spot a red tipi on the sand, and rush ahead, leaving Will trailing behind. I crawl inside the glowing tent, and had the best idea.

If I find the light switch to this red bulb, I can transform this tipi into a disco rave! I touch the bulb, and then all I remember is a peculiar tingly sensation. If been electrocuted and was now screaming. Crawling out of the tipi, a dog barks at me. I bark back. I explain to him that King Triton would see to him.

Finding Will, and our way back to our room, I drunkenly dial James' number. After a slurry chat, I realise Will is asleep. Bless. Forgetting Green Mango, I get into my pjs and snuggle into bed. Suddenly, Will springs up and confirms that he is in fact going to the illusive Green Mango. I was already in bed. f*** that.

Zzzzzzz.