Day 272... Location: Melbourne (still...)Physical Appearance: Shagged outBody Temperature: NOT WARM AT ALL. (all the time)  Mental State: Scrambled eggs... Occupation: Coffee giver outer...Turns out, Australia actually gets quite nippy through the winter periods in Melbourne... We don't like the cold. I remember having a conversation with Mo, back home, about bringing jackets and coats... "Dunno whether to bring one...""Me neither..." 'If it rains, ...

Hello again, What's new? I hear you ask! We don't work for Aussie Farmers anymore! That's what! Me and Mo spent out last few days door knocking, texting each other about how s*** the job was. Then we'd ring each other up and share a very expressive, verbal conversation about how s*** the job was, again. We'd then find other things to amuse ourselves with whilst on turf... Keeping each other up to date with any new findings, or strange people...

'Sup folks, I would apologise for being slack with the blog, but I'm actually having too much of a good time to care for your concerns and interests in my well being. This does however mean I'm going to have to wind my little, brain cogs way WAY back. This has already proven to be a struggle. I think my brain cogs are slowly rusting away, marinated in 'Fruit Lexia' (AKA- GOON). So this lovely, blonde German bird (Helena) helped us out with fin...