hey guys

the night we were being sensible went down very well indeed. we got ourselves sorted and decided to eat in fanciest place in the whole of Pattaya, it was date night for sure! we had a litre of sangria to start with and got some good expensive thai food with views of the coastline and pattaya city sign in the background it was lush! we then headed off down walking street where the lady boys were out all dressed up trying to get the punters in. we were offering more p**** ping pong and also live sex shows but since we aren actually official sex tourists we decided against that! we got ourselves some chang from the 7-11 and walked down walking street enjoying the atmosphere of ladyboy love! the best music of the day was heard blasting out of a club 'Where them girls at..' seriously we had no idea what was man/woman/ladyboy/transgender> we did notice however we were the only 2 females there who were white and not with male friend so i think they were unsure what we were too! we ended up going on one of them crazy 3D simulator ride things were we were promised "mice feel" and "water effect" we got neither of these however it was brilliant and i screamed like a girl the whole time! we then went into one of the go go girl bars we sat at the front on near the street for safety reasons and our little hostess was so cute, she was the prettiest girl in thailand... but she was a ladyboy! she got us playing connect 4 with her (seriously the asians love their connect 4) and she as like you 2 against me. so we were like yeah cool so she says 'I go first as men come first" haha mint! thats when we clicked!! she was a hot lady boy for sure. rol on the photos of us being groped by the ladyboy. she took a massive shine to Janine and when i went off for a wee i came back to discover she had been victim of facerape from lady boy haha. she then bought us a rose each bless her. and then she gave janine her number and asked for ours i said i have no phone here and janine bailed and gave her a fake number haha/. we also danced to gangnam style with her which was wicked we have a video of that!! we ended up drinking a lot with her anyways me on the jack d and janine on the devil drink that is samsong! we got back to our dreamy hotel for like 1.30 maybe later then we got up at 5.30 where we ended up getting 2 tuk tuks to get us to the bus to bangkok airport as the 1st one took us to the wrong bus statiom - thanks mate. we previously nearly got in a unlicenced cab which would have been cheaper but janines all like safety first haha! we made it for our flight which is the main thing then we got to our lovely beach bungalow on koh samui which is a 1min walk from the sea which is lush!! we slept on the beach for a few hours after a looong day of travelling then went and met the lovely norweigian girls for a night out with them as we hadnt seen them for like 3 nights haha. they are staying about a 20 min drive away from us so we went for a drink in a irish opub (so british) then went for some food in the cheapest place ever and it was really good and we had mango moijitos which were amazing. we then got a taxi to chaweng which is the party part so we could go raving it up there. we went to a lovely bar full of of 2 for 1 bucket offers and then we went on to another place before hittig the main club on samui Green Mango it was retty cool and we danced like fools all nigt it was cool we then got some amzing pizza on the way home which is always a happy day! totally slept in this morning untl 11.30!! so we got up went for a wander looking for food found some good thai food and then we went and seen the love rock which is a lovely hart shaped rock, then we saw a 'waterfall' although i think trading standards might not agree and then we went to the viewpoint about 4 miles up a bloodymountain which was very dangerous haha it was also boiling as i am so unfit. made it though and the view wasnt actually that good... nevemind! we then went to find the grandma and grandfather rocks! we found the grandad rock ok but found an alterative to the grandma rock haha. we also found some wicked market and some cool street food places for tonight and a chillout bar so we will headg there as we are aiming for alcolhol free night. we have a ferry booked tomoro at 12.30 to hit koh phangnan yeeeey!! half moon party is on the way!! anyways thats it folk im shattered and need a shower!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx