hi all

as if im doin another blog alredy so soon after my last one? this keyboard is not the best that is for sure!!! the a dont work too good nd neither does the space bar but you cnt hve it all when you have free internet in your hostel innit?

this morning me n our Rose got up bright nd early which amused me so much as i love my bed!! the sun wasnt even up yet, but we made it to the airport n checked in for our flight from chiang mai to KL. then we had to go through immigration... uh oh. the thing is i hve been a bit of a illegal immigrant in thailand for the past week or so as i didnt get the right 60 visa i needed when i entered thailand so many moons ago, accidently i just got the standard 30 day visa. naughty naughty, people told me to do visa runs to avoid risking being banned from thailand etc but the visa run would have cost me way more than the fine the thai police have infringed on me, i paid 3000baht it should have been around 4500 baht but obviously i have quite a smile and a good pair of legs (squatting over toilets for 5 weeks does that to you) also i can work it! ha can you smell the disclaimer? either way i got off with quite a saving so thanks Mr Thai Immigrtion nd your bad maths skills. i had to complete a whole host of thai police forms explaining in thai why i have been fined, so lucky for me i can read thai? im sure it wasnt for crimes against ladyboys... or boat theft... basically im clean now anyways i paid my fine and im sorted innit. we then continued with our flight to kuala lumpa which went something like this... 'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz' and then i woke up could see the twin towers then we landed nd now im here!! we went from domestic budget airport to interntional to pic up Dee our Roses crazy mate as she had flew from the toon, so we waited there for an hour for her and then off we went on our lovely train ride, then monorail ride then we arrived in Chinatown where so far i will be honest i havent seen one chinese person!! i have saw alot of fke goods though and tonight we all got ourselves some lovely Mulberry bags. ooh i love to shop!! i also have seen some skeets for running in which i will need when i move to australia in oh wht 3 days time... happy face!

anyways rose n dee are stying in this geet fancy dan hotel, i am staying across the road in this lovely hostel 6 bed dorm called fernloft, its canny howver i hve read reports of bed bugs so i fully inspected my sheets when making my bed before and could see none to report on thank god as i really cant be doing with that!! my room is lovely... top bunk, wobbly bunk. i always wanted bunk beds. silly me. so awkwrd getting in and out nd it wobbles nd its dangerous!! i hate bunk beds especially the top bunk!! anyways it also really stinks in there nd it was super hot. oh dear. i went to go to roses fancy hotel before and didnt even know there was a storm as my room as no windows or sound apparently!! it was major pissing it down i got drenched crossing the road. it eventually stopped tho nd we went to the market for some tea, i had lemon chilli chicken it was amazing!! and it wasnt thai. mmm i well enioyed it. it came with rice, salad n chicken soup which was canny for 1.20uk wowswers i love malayasia!! we went down chinatown petalling street it was fab i love it akready!! tomoro we will be going to see the twin towers i reckon, exciting times i hope the rain stays away!!

anyways a quick recap to chiang mai, when were in the lady boy culture show there was a poor one dancing away and our rose was like 'poor b***** has got a chin like a divna what and his bloody shoes are all owa' haha i bloody love our Rose! such a way with words. i wrote that down it was that funny!! maybe funnier if you were there like...

Tonight Dee has been promising her body to all the mrket sellers bless them, they are in awe of her i think n her cheeky mouth!!

anywys im hoping my hostel room is quiet as it sounds noisy down there in my bit and im shattered!!

maybe i might be able to fit another one of these in before i head to Melbourne!! speak soon xxxxxx