sweeet caroline. today has been a looooong day. Janine Random is violently ill bless she drang 3 bottles of chang and some long island ice tea and did several balloons of laughing gas. plus the roofies that we are convinced are brewed with the chang. she spent alot of last night vomiting bloody everywhere. sitting in plant pot hugging a tree being sick was so lovely for a sick hater. thank god she did this when doctor pete was with us so he practiced his bedside manner and rubbed her back all night whilst i sorted the munchies out (best cheese burger i have EVER had in my life) a lovely lady boy made me it too and her legs were outstanding Dr Pete was considering switching teams i think for a moment.

bascally yesterday after a lush chilled out day by the beautiful paradise that is koh samet we decided to have a leaving party since we were leaving Dr Pete behind and it was the end of an era blah blah blah, we were gonna drink cheap chang on the beach but the beer was same price in sjhop as hotel rest/bar so we just went there instead chilling on the bed cushion things. i will seriously be annoyed when i next holiday in europe - while plastic beach loungers are unheard of here. comfy all the way! we ended uphaving dinner really late in the day but mine was manky and i couldnt eat it so i got chips with my beer and them 2 did not which is where the trouble probably began.

we discussed the meaning of life with Pete and Karma and all things that hippies chat about whilst looking at the stars we saw the plough/pan or waggon according to the crazy sweedish dr. he basically tried to argue with us all night shame on him he loves a good debate but so do we so we never back down which doesnt really work haha entertainment here is winding each other up we love it!! we had like 3 beers, set off a chinese lantern where we almost got burnt off it as the man took our photos. we were like 'can we let go now ooooowwww' super hot!! it then got lost in the atmospshere which was sad. we then wentclubbing haha it was like 10pm there was no one there but us yet so we made more gangnan style movies and then we had loadsa laughing gas which i swear was really smack as thats when Janine went 'really sick' Dr petes words. although im not really sure when it did kick in we did a few balloons each so i dont know and me and pete were both fine haha im hardcore tho i suppose. she has just told me today that i really am peter pan. fair point!

the pictures again are like hangover night out again. we tried to carry her in the bungalow but she shouted in full on yorkshire 'NO leave me alone" it was hillarious. i was just sitting outside eating my amazing takeaway pete was torn between back rubbing and eating his food comedy gold. our poor neighhours!!

then when we finally got to bed i remember getting in to bed and them 2 were fannying on pete got janine to agree tocome inside if she could go to the toilet straightaway or something crazy like that. then i was alseep. in the middle of the night i woke up as there was a massive storm kicking off it was pretty good and loud so much lightening too. so i decided i would go for a wee, so went in the bathroom no glasses on peoplesm, tried to turn the bathroom light on but there was a power cut due to the storm so i went in and ufigures the lightening would guide me but when i went in and the lightening happened i ujust a dead body lying on the floor well really i just saw legs so i propa freaked out and ran back to my bed then realised it was probably just janine so i touched her bed to see if she was there and she was and so was pete!! just kidding it was janine of course lying on the cold wet floor haha classy bird indeed i went back to sleep then we woke up at 5.30. we were getting the ferry at 8am and our part of the island was like 20 min truck ride away (taxis are trucks) so i got up and got ready/ its lush being in the bungalows even when they do resemble thai jails. but the showers only have 1 tap and it aint a hot one. flipping baltic! our room was also boiling again due to the power cut the fan had went off. thank god we didnt pay for aircon!! so anyway we had a lovely last nigth with dr pete i'm def going to miss my crazy sweedish friend hes totally wicked! We made the boat jounrny and janine looked very ill i have no idea how she didnt vomit on the boat. she has also done something to her finger last night but in true yolo style we have no idea what. i think a spider bit as its massively swollen oh dear she keeps whinging about it shame on her. might just be mozzies tho as we all got bit to s*** yesterday! im pretty convinced iv ate malaria here as flys keep going strasight for my mouth!

when boarding the ferry we had to walk on to one boat to get to our actual boat - backpack and all. then when we got off we actually have to climb through something crazy like 18 boats to get to the ferry terminal. ok maybe 4 but its very hard ducking and diving your way throught any boats anyways on a normal day nevermind when your probably still drunk and your backpack weighs so much! we then got in a lovely little mini bus to Pattaya aka the lady boy capital of thailand our taxi driver was like where you stay i say Walking Street aka sex street he was like 'aaahh' wink i think he was thinking you filthy white girls dont look like sex tourists. we soon found a hotel after asking a white sex tourist man he told us where to go for decent room and cheap so we are sorted for the night and it is a canny place so im happy. we also have managed to fit in a trip to mcdonalds and beer garden so far here today which is amazing because janine is DYING, she nearly sicked on the beer garden table which wasnt a good moment. its really cool here tho its like bangkok with more blatent stripper bars etc but its got good shops, nice bars a lovely beach and really nice views from the beach its generally a cool city so far i think tonight when we head out it might be very different tho! they have a cavern club! and also the hotels here offer physical massage which is a bit random and funny!!

anyways its nearly time to party. we need to be sensible tonight as we need to get a taxi to bus station at 6am so we can get a bus to bangkok airport for our flight. lets just see how that goes.... muchos love xxxxxxx