Venice, Italy
Pigeons. F***ing everywhere and they're tame aswell. They go under your seat and fly straight at you. Why do people insist on feeding the rats of the sky they're mouldy and full of disease! And they s*** everywhere…
I have also been bitten to shreds through the night, bloody everywhere up my arms on the back of my neck and down my legs. Ouch. I've managed to get four weeks without one and Venice has given me a going back to work treat.
After breakfast...