We headed further south to dodge the wrath of the Zohan, while we were at hilltop some guy told us that he got an apartment for cheaper than a hostel, I badly wanted my own space so we went on a mission. The bus dropped us off right outside and we found one straight away we managed to barter on the price we got home down from 100 to 80, but the guy told us that if we find two more people it would be a lot cheaper. It was f***ing well awkward because before we had agreed to take the price his wife had started a hardcore clean of the place.

We head out to the beach to find some room mates, it wasn't the most crowded place and it didn't take long for us to realise there would be no takers. People that chill on the beach generally have a place to stay.

We did find a hostel and got shown round, thd room we were shown was an empty and had around 30 beds, I saw a massive rat in the kitchen and to top it off the guy who showed us round was an utter belled. We had a f***ing stupid lisp, horrid laugh and talked about who he doesn't like people with bad vibes, twat! We looked at a few more apartments and realised we had a good deal with the first place, we still had cash from the hilltop so we took it!

The rest of the day we spent enjoying having our own space, I fully unpacked my bag which was decent, filled the fridge with good things to eat and drink knowing it was not going to get robbed or binned by the cleaners, generally had a really good day!

In the morning we head out to Ilha do Campeice I funky island about a 40 minute boat ride away for a sick trek. When we got there the big trek was closed for some reason so we had to do the p**** one. It was still cool but the tour guide was really boring. We had time to chill on the beach before we bounced. The plan was to get back smash some shuttle runs on the beach then head out to the football this did not happen!

The boat ride back was evil! At first the sea was really choppy, I was on the edge so I kept getting soaked it was fun at first until it started raining. We got drenched it was so bad you could see and the bad weather just slowed the boat down. I was s***ting it cause I had my iPhone on me and it was getting battered. We finally made it back iPhone was ok but it killed all ambition for a run, instead we finished some 51 a d head out to the black swan!

We were heading back to Lagoa Zohan territory so we had to keep our eyes peeled for him and his army.
Barca vs Real el Classico what could make this game any better, rude, loud horrible Israelis that support Real we can take the piss out of when they loose that's what! They started off all good just having a chat then the one started calling me and idoit for going rio carnival. This happened at around the same time Barca scored so I milked it and they hated it, result. Boom we hung round the bar so abit after the game started talking to the owner who was English and had lived in Brazil for 40 years he told us it was nicer and cheaper up north which was good to know as we weren't going anywhere further than rio. Oh well we had to bounce to get the last bus back home all in all a good night and no sign of Zohan and his army!

The following day we head further south to some really beautiful beaches we went on a fat trek up a mountain saw a massive lizard that s*** us up some a lot of Brazilian ass on show and enjoyed the island. Hilltop was a horrid sweat box of a place I had an evil heat rash and kept scratching it in my sleep and it looked evil and made we look diseased. I decided to do something about it until I found out the tablets were near enough £20 f*** that. I manned up and wold wait for it to go naturally.

The following day we fully chilled and soaked up the last of our some in Flora, I loved this place it was such a good find. Next it was on to the iguazu falls it was a 15 hour bus ride away, we had done an 18 hour before so it should be a piece of piss!