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So we got our bus down to Airlie Beach about 5pm where the Whitsundays starts from. It seemed a really nice little town, and after we checked in we went for a swim as we were sweating. Got to about 7pm and we went for a wander to see what Airlie Beach had to offer. It was really busy and alot of fit girls on there way out for the night. We said if we wasn't going on Whitsundays in the morning then we would definatly be going out tonight. We just went for dinner and went for a early night as we knew we wouldn't be getting much sleep on the boat. The air-conditioning was absolutley poo aswell so a sweaty night and a pants night sleep for both of us.
We woke up about 8am as we had to get our stuff together and go wake the girls up as they got the bus after us and got here about midnight. We had to go to a briefing before we got on the boat to fill out forms and get a few things explained to us. After our short briefing we all went for brekky in a little cafe next door to where the briefing was. Had a little look around town and done a little bit of the blog before walking down to the Harbour. Deb and Rosa had just got off the boat that we had so they were floating about in town so I went and had a little chat with them about it and what went on, which sounded quite good. So after I left them I met back up with Matt, Becky, Jo and Gemma to go and get some drink from a shop just off of the Harbour. We got 6 litres of Goon (cheap white wine), bottle of Vodka and a 24 crate of beer which we all shared and paid the same. All checked on the boat (Atlantic Clipper) about 2.30pm and met some of the team that was running the boat which all seemed really nice guys. Had another briefing about what was going on and what things we were doing while we were on the boat for the next 2 days. Then got into our rooms which were like little coffins, we had a 3 bed dorm so knew there was going to be someone joining us. After chucking our bags in the room we all went upstairs and basically chilled for a couple of hours before they opened the fridge to start the drinking. Everyone had to put there names on there drinks so no-one would take eachothers.
Dinner was ready at about 6 o'clock which was fresh fish and mash which was quite nice, not brilliant. Then we carried on with the drinking. One of the staff members went round with a clipboard and we had to get in teams of 8 ready for the games later on in the night and make a team name up. We only had 7 and our team name was called 'Team Carlton.' A few hours later they all came up and started the games off. The first round we all had to stand in a line and pass an orange through the team and back again only using our mouths, we came third. The next round they needed a girl and a boy so me and Jo stepped up for our team. It was good for me as Joe had to get on her knees in front of me with my hand on the back of her head and she had to blow a tube that was inbetween my legs with a balloon on the back, and the first one to pop it was the winner. We came third in that one aswell. The next round they needed a boy and a girl again and as me and Matt were the only boys we had to take it in turns each time they needed a boy. Matt had to get on he's knees in front of one of the other girls that joint our team and lick a big lump of vegimite out of her belly button. Matt thought he had licked it all out but there was other teams that had licked it alot cleaner and with breath like Matt's i thought he would of bleached it off. No points for us that round. The next round they needed the strongest boy so i sent Matt up again and he had to get beat with a flipper until he gave up which he never and niether did the other teams so we all got points that round. On the final round me and Gemma went up there and everytime they shouted out a sex position we had to get in that position as quickly as we can which we did pretty quick. We got knocked out in the semi's to a team that wasn't even doing it properly so we got cheated haha! We came fourth out of eight teams so wasn't too bad. After the games our little team got together and played ring of fire and a few other little games before going down to bed about 12ish. The air-con in our room was awful and we didnt have a good sleep again as it was so hot.
The next morning the staff would go round with a big microphone at 6.30am shouting get up, breakfast is ready until everyone was up. Had brekky which was cornflake, muesli and toast. Then they took us to a beach called White-Haven Beach which was absolutley amazing. The views, the sand and the water was crystal clear. There was a substance in the sand that could exfoliate your skin and even clean your Jewellery. We stayed there for about an hour before getting everyone back on board to sail to another place where people were going to snorkal and dive. As i didn't like the sea water and Jo had a ripped ear drum we didn't get into the sea and just went of the boat that took everyone to the snorkling place. We would throw in some food around the people snorkling and all the fishes would swim to get it so all the people snorkling would get some great pics of the fishes etc. We had lunch just after that which was wraps with ham in and pasta, and bread. After a few hours they got the slide out and the diving board and Jo, Gemma and Becky kept telling me to get in and taking the micky a little so i braved up, went a put a wet suit on and dived off the board straight in. Gemma did aswell before-hand and these big angel fishes would swim round who ever jumped so that was nice. This Mexican girl didn't like it as another big fish was swimming round her and she didn't like and nearly crying, so funny. So I decided to do the same to Gemma and shout that there a massive shark looking fish coming towards her and she was shouting and screaming like she was about to poo herself, alot of people on the boat were all laughing, I was in fits. She gave me a slap when she got on the boat but it was funny!
Abit later on into the night after our Spagetti Bolognase dinner, we started on the drinking before all the games started. We were upstairs when one of the crew members came up with a bin full of womens and mens clothes. Then they told us that to take part in the games you had to dress yourselves up with whatever you want out of the bins. So we all got into costume to play the games as you can see from the pics. We didn't need to get into teams until they shouted get into a team of 3 for example. So we was all dancing and they shouted get into a group of 3 and make a letter of the alphabet with the 3 people in your team. So it was me Matt and this bloke called Dan that we met on the boat. Dan lifted me up on he's shoulders while Matt laid on the floor so we made the letter 'I'. People got eliminated every round. We got through that one, then they shouted get into a group of 4 so we grabbed this other girl. We had to make a sex position which was funny, not for the girl though haha! We got through that one, Then Gemma got knocked out of the game, they then shouted get into another team of 4, so me Matt, jo and Becky grabbed eachother and we had to all sit on the floor behind eachother and pretend to row a boat which we done quite well in as we went through. There weren't alot of people left by this time so me and Matt said to eachother if they do a team of 2 we have to grab eachother. Then they shouted get into a group of 2 so me and Matt had to get into missionary position on the floor, i was on the bottom and we had to pretend that we had an argument and having make up sex, so pretty funny to watch, Joe and Becky partnered up so they had to do the same. We both went through that round aswell. Then they swapped Matt with Jo so now it was Me and Jo, and Becky and Matt. They put some music on and they had to do a dirty dance on the boys so we were like sweet, Jo wipped off her top and started grinding my face as i was sitting down which was lovely. They then shouted swap round so the men had to do the grinding and being all sexy. So as Jo was sitting down i jumped up on the bench and started flapping my penis in her face, i had boxers on of course but it was still slapping her haha! she loved it. We all went through that round and then there was odd number so Gemma came back in the game. 10 people left. Then they shouted get into teams of 5. So me, Matt, Gemma, Jo and Becky jumped together and 'Team Carlton' was back. This was the final round, they said pick a team leader so we all picked Gemma. We had to put all mine, Matt's, Jo's and Becky's clothes that we had dressed up in on Gemma, so quick as we can we stripped down and both teams had a draw, the girls whacked there bra's off to add up the numbers of clothing, then they did the same, back to a draw again. Me and Matt thought 'oh no' so i whacked down my boxers and chucked them in so i was standing there with nothing on covering Carlton Junior. That put the pressure on Matt a little bit as the other boy had tooken he's off aswell on the other team so Matt got he's off and we were all standing there naked but the girls still had there knickers on. It was a draw again so me and Gemma grabbed Jo's knickers and pulled them down and chucked them in so we won and Jo was standing there absolutly naked covering both parts, brilliant! She took one for the team, Well we all did really. So 'Team Carlton' had won game! Then Jo went a pushed one of the staff in the hot tub so she won some chocolate bars and crisps. Then everyone done there own little thing as i put my ipod on the speakers so it was playing my music which was alot better than what the other people were playing. Sat and had a few drinks and had a chat with some boys that we met that was from Sidcup and best mates with one of my good mates older brothers, small world.
The final morning they shouted on the speaker again so we all went up for brekky, after that me and Matt come down and went bac to bed for a couple of hours as we weren't having the greatest sleeps. We went back upstairs about 10.30am and just chilled until the boat got back to harbour at about 12pm. Shook all the staffs hands and thanked them for a great couple of days, lovely people. They told us that night that all the crew were going to a bar down the strip where we were all staying and anyone is welcome so we thought it would be a really good night. When we got back to the Hostel to book our buses for the next day, none of the buses were free and we would have to wait for a couple of days before getting one. The girls managed to get one but when we went to book onto there bus it was full and we wouldnt be able to make it 1770 for our Scooteroo (driving little Harley Davidsons around). So we quickly checked if we could book a bus for the that night so we wouldn't have to ring around changing all our Hostels and activities. There was one available so we had to grab it, it went alot longer way round but got us there in time, but it was a bummer as we were really looking forward to that night out with the crew, the girls and Chris was coming down aswell. But o'well not everything goes your way, but at least we got to meet the crew and have a great couple of days. So that night we had to get a 13 hour coach down the East Coast to Hervey Bay, then wait 7 hours for a connecting bus to Agnes Waters (1770) which takes another 4 hours to get to where the Scooteroo starts. Next stop 1770 and looking forward to riding the Harley's...
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