Bangkok really makes a change from India, people here actually wait, queue and are pretty friendly. Safe to say I don't miss Indian driving and their abnormal overuse of their horn. The one thing I have been looking forward to was Thai food, an it didn't disappoint. We went on a bike tour round Bangkok, through the city, tiny side streets and a remote agricultural village.
Down the main strip after a few beers we did the touristy thing and tried fried scorpion. Wouldn't recommend it. And on the way back from the strip we were approached by 3 lady boys, Jordan and dan moved aside and funnelled the 3 towards me at the back where one took a fancy to me and went straight for my Crown Jewels and whispered something softly in my ear. To much amusement to Jordan and Dan i managed to get away.