After a quick sunbathe in the morning it was off to Natandola beach with Mel, Ros and Fuyuki, the latter having generously offered to pay for the boat and taxi to the beach, presumably as a thank you for going with him. We arrived at the beach and it was a beautiful day and we found a secluded spot at the end of the beach where there was a clear blue lagoon. As Fuyuki shuffled off to the toilet at the 5-star Intercontinental Hotel Resort in his thong to arrange...

I arrived at Robinson Crusoe Island just before lunch and partook in some fresh coconut milk which surprisingly (given my penchant for coconut) wasn't really my cup of tea. Lunch was accompanied by a fascinating and entertaining tribal show. Which included sword and fire dancing by the girls with hip movements which made even Beyonce look average. After lunch there was a guided nature walk showing us the vegetation used by the locals as herbal remedies. The loc...

Another early start was beginning to take its toll, really wasn't in the mood to head to a supposed party island. The check-in procedure for the boat was a farce but finally got on and reached Beachcomber. Emily from the Feejee Ex was there too and she had met a girl that morning in the hostel called Laura. We spent the afternoon on the beach and in the sea just chilling and chatting. Turned out Laura had been on the Kiwi bus behind me in the South Island and was...

Day 4 of the Feejee Experience and there were some long bus journeys ahead and I was shattered given the previous 3 nights alcoholic efforts but I wanted to perform when it came to making roti's for our traditional Indian meal. No probs on that front and the food was splendid in the form of a cracking chicken curry with all the trimmings. Back on the bus we headed to one of the highlights of the trip so far, the Sabeto mud pools and hot baths. Well the mud p...

Day 3 of the Feejee Experience started off with me and Li somehow feeling even more hungover than the night before. Li told me that he was lying in the grounds of the resort on the grass at 4am being sick, nice work. Cam turned up at breakfast having only stopped drinking on the beach 5 mins earlier having gone to bed…madman. Having had my camera in my pocket on the beach again I had got sand in the lens AGAIN, tit. Sat at the back of the bus trying to suck t...