ULURU you cheeky b*****s! So, we're here... sweltering like gummy bears in a bag. I've stuck to Mo's arm on more than one occasion, and its lasted around 2 seconds per stick... Which is an impressive amount of time.Roll on... So New Years eve... My oh my. We started early, cracked open our 'Duty Free' Honey Jim Beamy around 5.30pm. Gave us an hour to guzzle this nectar down before heading to our New Years bar crawl party starting around 6.30....

I'm gunna throw it out there... We gave Queenstown a bloody good send off before hitting Dunedin... Decided to check out this 'FERGBURGER' joint for some grub, seeing as everyone had recommended this place for some tasty, burger loving fun. (I don't even know what that means). By George!! The wait was weighty, the queue was like an army of hungry minions all barricading the entrance. 40minute wait for this burger... We spend our time wisely, and ...

Currently sitting in the hostel kitchen, munching a kiwi like a peasant. (The fruit, not the people... I haven't reached cannibalism just yet... Although I'm beginning to look like a barbarian) Think it's something to do with the amount of wrist threads, and the baggy jumper I'm wearing. Should probably take them off before people start throwing rocks at me. I'm gunna be dead truthful with you lot... 90% of this blog is going to be me bleatin...

I do in fact recall saying... "I really wanna go travelling... I wanna meet new people, see new things... And just get out of my comfort zone. I hate being too comfortable."I'll eat my words next time. Swallow them. And poop them out into the sea, where they can never reach me again. It seems I've reached a new level of comfort. I'm stuck in a whirlwind of Queenstown, booze and BUNGY JUMPS. That's right folks. I only went and jumped off a sodding...

Never guess who I found? ... Someone who's apparently spent a lot of time in the sun... Without the company of Sun screen... A very red, peeled, Moses Bloody Hutchinson! He's alive! Back in Dunedin, I figured it was time to pick up my feet again... I'd gotten comfortable... A little too comfortable... To the point that I'd have happily stayed forever. The two weeks I'd spent there flew by so quickly! Sorry, I'm writing this blog, and th...