'Sup folks, I would apologise for being slack with the blog, but I'm actually having too much of a good time to care for your concerns and interests in my well being. This does however mean I'm going to have to wind my little, brain cogs way WAY back. This has already proven to be a struggle. I think my brain cogs are slowly rusting away, marinated in 'Fruit Lexia' (AKA- GOON). So this lovely, blonde German bird (Helena) helped us out with fin...

Before you read any further, I must warn you... This is possibly one of the most pointless blog posts I've written. So if you've got better things to do, like cleaning the toilet, or buying a new lamp shade, hop to it. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, feast your eyes on this magnificent pair of twits... So last Wednesday was interesting... We scrounged about for the last few dollars we had. ' BEEEEP!!' Cards were declined at the front desk t...

poorpɔː,pʊə/adjectiveadjective: poor; comparative adjective: poorer; superlative adjective: poorest1. lacking sufficient money to live at a standard considered comfortable or normal in a society.Pretty sure, that's exactly what I am. As it happens, that dodgey, little cafe place didn't need me working there anymore... I was later told that the weird manager guy went on a 'firing rampage' and got rid of quite a few of the the p...

I've been having complaints about the blog... Lack of pictures and being 'non existent' in this moment in time... I'll tell you why that is, let you into a little secret... It's because I value your time, and the reason why you were put on this earth... And that reason is NOT to sit there and read endless paragraphs about how the team 'Mo & Hev' are crumbling, away...  We are WEAK to the walls of financial crisis... Poor, very littl...

Would any of you be offended if I start selling myself on the streets of Melbourne? Because that's where my circumstances are heading at this moment in time... Moses and I have come to realise that we're running low on dough... And we need to start looking for jobs... PRONT-f***ING-TO. We haven't resulted in eating out of garbage cans just yet... Although, we're taking full advantage of the free breakfast here, and the Maggi Noodles have sneakily...