Part one of this update has to be read in a Geordie accent! Sunday Week 5 of Sydney Fridge Brother Whilst Fridge mates, Nat, Claire and Becky are in the Kitchen, talking about Lesbians - don't ask it's a long story! David and Kayley are in the Lounge discussing the weekend's events. Kayleys birthday although it was fun for all included held a certain mystery as to where all of the alcohol went? Outcast housemates, the Irish, have been subject to much speculation the past few weeks, for many incidents that have cost the fridge their weekly treats. Luckily an unconvincing draw by the "to be World Cup Champions England" has bought some much-needed heat into the Fridge. And Fridge Brother has decided to reward the Fridgemates with Heaven Ice-cream bars, (a new type of chocolate over here that is just yummy, especially the Fudge Ice cream flavour). This is Claire's and Dave's challenge of not eating chocolate for the whole week postponed, on fridge Brothers request. Liza and Fin have been banned from eating noodles for the rest of the week for their unannounced visitors into the room, forbidden by all Fridge Brother Rules. And new housemate Cathy has been told for her disregard of Fridge rule 28, not suitable for this update (watch Mondays late night 'Adult only' program for more information only on FOX TV); she will be evicted along with one other fridge mate on the Saturday coming. However unknown to the Fridge mates, 2 more evictions will occur this week, and after the shock eviction of much loved fridge mate Karen (who flew to Perth to avoid the media attention) last week, it looks like no body is safe! Late night - Thursday - week 5 of Fridge Brother. After an exciting weekend for all, the fridge mates have gone back to their usual schedules. Desperate Housewife on Monday, The OC on Tuesday (as well as Tight-arse Tuesday at the cinema), House on Wednesdays and the much anticipated Lost season 2 on Thursdays. Neglecting their social lives most of the Fridge decides to stay in and conserve their heat, an endangered word within the fridges walls. However with the comedy award going to Matt for a record third week running, the fridges atmosphere is at a Luke warm temperature "Will David please come to the diary room?" David is called to the diary room, after a long hard week at work. "How are you feeling David?" Fridge Brother asks "Well I have had a very long week, both of my pairs of trainers have split open, and my beer has gone walkabouts from the fridges fridge" David says "Are you missing anyone from home?" The fridge asks in a very intruding manner 'Actually the thing I miss the most is my Ipod (broken because Apples are s***!), and of course my friends and family back home, the Muppet and the Barns, Mums Spaghetti, Dads Steak, Muppets Fajitas..." "What about your saving, is it going well?" Fridge Brother rudely interrupts. "Well I have had to purchase a new pair of Trainers which was not budgeted for. But with my two after work activities this week, I have saved a little" - referring to his $5 steak with Fridge mate's Kayley and Matt (joined by new friend Dell from Fridge Brother 3), and his brave trip to the cinema alone. He went to see the Fridge and the Furious 3, and came out having enjoyed the cheesy goodness of fantastic cars, hot women, and of course a crappy storyline with even crappier acting. David has had a productive and happy week. "For your bravery, along with his gallant effort to save (including no Pizza or Kebabs for the week, making your own Sandwiches for work, purchasing Vegetables from the supermarket, and resisting the temptation of a cooked lunch on Friday, with Liza), we at Fridge Brother have decided to reward you with a trip to the Hunter Valley for a unique wine tasting extravaganza". Fridge Brother announces "This makes David void for next weeks eviction nominations". "Not really knowing what faces him next, David exits the diary room with a smile upon his face! This week however has seen Kayley become the 4th Fridge evictee and informed that she must leave the house by Sunday morning, closely followed by the Irish who have been evicted for suspicious behaviour! Who will be subject to the next eviction? Will David ever save any money? Will Claire stop eating Chocolate and Nat stop Drinking? Will England ever play a good game of football? Stay tuned all answers will be revealed in next weeks Fridge Brother.