We arrived in Byron around 9ish and the first impressions of the hostel weren't to good, it didn't look to great and was pretty expensive to boot, although being just before xmas everywhere in Byron was gonna be expensive. We took a stroll around the town to see what it was like. It a very underdeveloped town which is a good thing really as the east coast of oz is the most over developed place in the world, its also full of blo*dy hippies, which I like just as m...

We arrived in Port Macquarie and were picked up by the hostel, on the way back he asked us if we wee heading out to the hostel karaoke night, we said no but then decided to go just so we didn't look like boring farts. We dressed for a crappy pub with our trainers on but the karaoke turned out to be in a club for some reason. The only thing I could say about that night was that port Macquarie has the shallowest gene puddle I've seen so far. Most of the people look...

Eventually found the bus station in Sydney after much running around, some t*** gave us the wrong directions. Jumped on the bus to Newcastle around 2pm, we don't even know if there's much to do there but we need to break up the journey up the coast and they have a beach. The hostel is pretty decent but like a morgue, no one speaks to one another and nothing much was going on when we got there, which might be a good thing as we need to save some money anyway. Just...

We arrived in Sydney at 9am and jumped on the train to kings cross where the hostel, not knowing that king cross was hooker/pimp central. We found the hostel and checked into the sweatiest room ever, but seeing as Sydney was starting to get busy for Xmas and New Year we booked and payed for the whole week so we couldn't do a runner. First impressions weren't good, the kitchen looked a bit dodgy and the place is 99% Germans and French. We took a walk around the...