Captains log 21/06/13 party time over, the cruise has come to an end. We wake up around 6am a little shady from Sams birthday. Get showered dressed and organize to leave the boat, one last breakfast. However it was ruined by these two piece of s*** Eastern European couple who were just yelling cafe and aqua at the wait staff like they were the only two people in the room and the other 500 people didn't matter. This really pissed me off and I had to get out of the...

Another 545am wake up, for another historical adventure!! This time we are venturing to the prehistoric city of , which was occupied 4000 years ago. 4000 YEARS! It pre dates the mythological Greek gods, and as such, many stores come from this island, the island of Crete. Only myself, Troy, Monica, and Liz are going on this excursion so we are all have a big (and vey early) breakfast together. We are picked up by a coach and our tour guid and get a quick drive...

Captains log 19/06/13 I awake extremely hazy from a very big night on board at the toga party. I was met with a shadowy figure of Bella standing over me, saying "I don't care how you feel we're having breakfast, get up" knowing that this was some ungodly punishment for carrying on last night I took my medicine. 8am :(! We got up to the pool buffet for some breakfast, this also seemed like the best time to have a swim, clear my head and hide from the mid day sun. ...

Captains log 17/06/13 as I write this, lyrics from lonely island I'm on a boat runs though my mind. Also as I write this I'm sitting on a sun deck chair on the 9th floor sipping on a cocktail over looking the Mediterranean Sea and the lovely island of Patmos, ok back to the story. We wake up at 630am always a terrible task, however we were greeted with a really nice breakfast at the hotel. They had everything including donuts so that was nice. We bustled into the...

A surprisingly ok sleep sees us waking up on our random ferry, for a not so brilliant breakfast. Possibly the worst so far? You know it's sad when you're scraping off apricot jam to make your promised ham and cheese croissant. We play cards and wait about to disembark, which drags on for most of the morning. Around midday, we excitingly hear our disembark announcement and single file march off the transport ferry. Levi is a bit annoyed that after a bribe, the cre...