What a fun day. I'll be quick coz I'm knackered. We started off our day with a cruise around Lake Lucerne. It is the second biggest lake in Switzerland (there are some big lakes here so it must be massive) and has been lived on by some famous people. Audrey Hepburn lived and was married overlooking the lake, Charlie Chaplin had a house here and the German composer Richard Wagner also had a house on the lake. We passed some houses worth 20 million euro plus and wh...

"What makes a good man turn neutral, lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?" Zapp Branigan. As you might have guessed from that quote we are in Switzerland. Leaving Austria wasn't easy but the bus keeps rolling on. This morning we explored Innsbruck (read: went to the Swarovski flagship store) and if I see another crystal in the next month I'm going to lose it. Some of the blokes on the tour have described it as a shopping to...