Busy. Busy. Busy!

Maybe I missed the episode but Why did they not film an episode centred around the VIP arena that is the "Business Class Lounge" (at any airport) for Absolutely Fabulous!?

What a pisser it is to watch all these self declared VIP's running from one side to the other looking Very Important: with phones in their ears, exclaiming that they won't possibly be able to complete that by tomorrow. Too busy. Too busy. Then, hanging up as they see the "Daily Soup" get refreshed; just maybe having time for a quick bowl of that or a giant free helping of potato salad from the gapping great bowl by the bunch of bananas!

Quick! Quick! Though! It may just run out before the flight so I better just take a bit more time and have some grated cheese sprinkled over the blooming great salad made with beetroot and cabbage! Looks awful but. It's free: so let's have another serve! And a gin and tonic! We don't have it at home, but it's here, it's free it looks fun! Why not!?

All the while they are on phones, laptops, reading the important papers from the far flung important and impressive countries in the world!

Busy. Busy. Busy!!!

There's a man very very concerned that his laptop is losing power! Is there anything anyone can possibly do to help! If he can't finish whatever Very Important doctrine he is working on I'm sure the entire free world will collapse! Someone PLEASE HELP!

Meanwhile the neatly attired Indian man is being politely shown how to use the Hoover correctly to ensure the chip crumbs left by the big fat executive man are all picked up to perfection by its suction!

But!

I ask you now!

Just who is actually sucking the very life out of society as we know it?

Sweetie, Sweetie, Darling! Should we have the smoked salmon, the Beluga or nibbly bits...?

"Champa's alright for you Pats...?