Feel like s***. Nz is good but full of f***ing c*** , except a select few. I hate my bus and compensate for it with extreme sports that may or may not get me killed. Thats a barrel of laughs. Woo yeah. I need some drugs. Shame I'm not a skag head. I'm going to rehab in KL. Cant wait. No, seriously. I should probably go to bed. i want to watch fear and loathing in las vegas. The girl sat in the lounge behind me has the most annoying voice in the world ever. I'm go...

Messieurs, Dames. Bonsoir. Where to begin. First of all, let me talk about the bus that I have travelled on over the past week. I am of the belief that most people on it are utter f*** wits. Never mind. I only really speak to 6 or so of the 47 people on it. Most are post A level home counties f***ers. They are all extremely stupid. As you will know, I don't like stupid people. One person ACTUALLY argued with me that the plural of a die was 'dices'. I nearly thr...

I have entered the land of the blogging backlog. Please forgive my absence. Melbourne has been good to me. I met some good people. Bought some nice items of clothing (probably not that practical but never mind). Ate some good food. Saw some good, err, s***. Saw beck and Pip again before I left. They were hammered when I caught up with them so it was a bit nonsensical but funny nontheless. Aunty Olga very kindly took me up to Mount Eliza to the vinyards. Went w...

I am lucky to have a luxury that is not afforded by many travellers; constant internet access. So I shall take advantage. J'en profite messieurs dames. Let me begin with a small rant... For the most part, I really like Australia. I have seen many wondrerous things such as Uluru, the Sydney Opera House and an Australian man call my friends and I a 'bunch of Pommy b******s'. Charming. Anyway, I can't help notice how Austrlia, culturally, is f***ing retarded. By abo...

My blogging ability has diminished recently. I feel ashamed. I feel bad that you, my friends, have to sit down and read this utter drivel. I will, from now on, try my very bestest to make this a bit more interesting to read, a little more entertaining, ad above all, a bit more informative. Me saying I went to the pub today doesn't count as informative. Over the past 2 weeks, I have been travelling which a bunch of people that I met in Alice Springs, which before...