This is what boredom forces you to do. Make something out of nothing. Like they do on Blue Peter when they aren't doing coke. Whether I am making anything at all out of nothing is open to debate and I shall leave you to decide as you are all very intelligent but I am bored as f*** at the moment. Vientiene was a somewhat weird experience. How could a capital city decide that it will shut down, every night, without fail, at 11pm? I'd say it probably has somehing t...

Age and wisdom supposedly go hand in hand but it seems that any commmon sense that I had in the past (and its debatable as to whether there was any in the first place) seems have to be thrown out of a 1000 storey window and then sat on by that fat black lady from This Morning. I think her name is Alison. Then again, its probably not that surprising given the considerable lack of sleep I have been getting added to the low low price of Angkor, adding to psychologic...

Hey Lady. I hit some sort of metaphorical wall in Pnomh Penh after getting back from Siem Reap. Whether you could call it travellers burnout or just a complete lack of inspiration, I don't know. I had gotten to the point where my lust for doing anything was at a minimum, I was starting to feel unwell (in a Withnail kind of way perhaps) and this was compounded by an unwillingness to move any great distance due to the utterly foul weather. It rained every day for ...

I don't want to sound over enthusiastic. You kow how much I hate over enthusiasm. But I am having a f***ing amazing time. I am in Cambodia. I have been in Cambodia for about 5 days. It s***s all over Thailand. I left Bangkok with the 3 girls that Imet on Ko Phangn Nan and got a taxi to Bangkok Airport. I cant remeber if it i was earl but we were all knackered. We may or may not have been drinking th night before. I couldn't actually say. My memories of thailand...

Hi Kids, yet again, I find myself telling you in frank admission how utterly s*** I am at this whole blogging thing. Yes, I'm useless. I apologise. Some of you may say that it's too late to apologise. But I'll apologise anyway. I'm sorry. As each day passed I forgot what happened the day before so I havent really made my task any easier. I'll try my best though. After leaving Krabi town, I jumped into a mini bus and made my way to the frankly awful port of Sura...