Guess what, this isn't a picture of Melbourne at all. I have just come full circle on my Australian journey and am back in Melbourne, although the picture above is of the utterly fabtastic Coober Pedy, where I was only a couple of days ago. The trip from Alice Springs turned out to be f***ing awesome. Our guide was a bit tempermental but I met some wicked people (there were only 8 of us going from Alice to Adeliade). 3 girls from round sheffield, an essex lad and...

Apologies for my utter tardiness in keeping this motherf***er updated. I've been manically busy. After my rather depressing episode in Rainbow Beach (definite infringement of the trade descriptions act), I made my way to Hervey bay (possibly Australia's top place to go and die) in preparation for my departure for Fraser Island. Met some super nice people on the bus there and then in the end had a really good time. Moved on to Kroombit cattle station where i was a...

I'm going to write a letter of complaint to Oz Experience. They should have onboard psychotherapists. I feel like s***. Noosa was a bit of a f***ing none event. Spent yesterday wandering around aimlessly, looking at overpriced stuff and considering my next move. Got to Rainbow Beach this afternoon feeling f***ing dire. I should really have addressed all these issues before I came out here. North of sydney has been a bit of a disappointment in terms of things to s...

Hi Guys! I'm in Noosa. Yes, it really is spellt like that. I have also travelled through Mooloolaba. Day before yesterday I went to underwater world where there were f*** off sharks which scared the s*** out of me. That was good. Said goodbye to Aunty Pam and Uncle Gordon last night. We had dinner at the casino at then went to the tables. I won $90 dollars on the machines. There is absolutely no skill involved. Aunty Pam was stroking the machine and saying things...

Am I having a good time? Too f***ing right I am. What have I done? Not much really. I have been shopping, looked around a couple of gallerys, went to some sweet markets and been treated like minor royalty by my Aunt and Uncle. After living on a diet of noodles and noodles, over the past few days I have had; oysters, shed loads of prawns, cheesecake, steak, lamb chops, dim sum, full engligh breakfasts, penang kway teow, knockout curries and the finest wines known ...