Happy Halloween! As you all know, halloween is kinda a big deal for me. This year was somewhat different. No weeks of toying with ideas and spending hours on my costume. No. I settled for some face paint and sweated that off within about half an hour! It's too hot to function plus my tummy is really not happy and so I'm in bed at 11.30pm on this glorious day! Sucks but I'm not really capable of partying right now. I'm pretty grumpy from being so itchy (58 bi...

Bula! Another day, another hammock. I bloody love these things. I'm gonna get one when I get my own place. Probably won't bother with the palm trees and the sea though. That's a bit too much effort. Last day in Fiji today. Leaving here at half 3, heading back to the mainland and then onto the airport to wait around for a few hours before boarding my plane to LA. Where I shall arrive at 12pm today and I get to do this day over! Crazy stuff but I'm looking for...

Not much to report from today. Headed over to the otherside of the island this morning to check out Honeymoon beach. Saw lots of hermit crabs, a massive spider, breadfruit, banana and mango trees yet still no sign of my flip flops. Pretty angry about that to be honest. I can't go barefoot everywhere on the mainland! There's not many people at this place. About 8 of us and tomorrows Sunday so the staff are all off to church and not much will happen. Plus pretty m...

Day two on island number three was pretty uneventful. I woke up to discover a crack in my forehead just under my hairline. Clearly I didn't moisturise there or my nose as they're both peeling. I look like I have vitiligo (I think that's right) with my random pale patch on my forehead. You can't see the usual darker tea stained patch anymore though. But none of it matters as providing it's not too humid, I shall have my fringe back once I get to America! Anywa...

Despite much trying I have so far failed to get rid of my shorts tan lines from yesterday's ferry ride out here! Gosh darn it! Thankfully I have another 6 days to fix it. Tuesday afternoon I flew to Nadi from Auckland. They failed to give me an immigration card on the plane, starting the first of many questions asking where I'm from. Apparently I could pass for Maori or Fijian. I hope I don't look Maori, those women are built big and are quite honestly pretty u...