Hat Yai. We arrived here by going back to Trang and then a 4 hour bus journey down the Hat Yai. This is a big business town where you can easly get mini busses into Malaysia. This place also had the worlds worst lady boy. He looked like a lady in every way the only tell tale sign was the large amount of thick black stubble around his chops. Serously it was horrible. Nic just continued to stare the whole time and all i could think about was getting his phone number....i mean getting out of there.

We stayed here for 1 night for only that reason. Nothing really to do except drink beer and Sam Song which is a quality Thai whisky. Tastes like Jack D but it only cost 2 quid a for a small bottle. Brilliant.

We settled into a bar which had the football on. First Spurs-Blackburn then the mighty Irons v Sunderland. Samsong flowing and West Ham winning it was brillant. Nic liked the glasses which we were drinking out of them so she stole them. Dirty littly theif. Take the girl out of Essex and all that.

Anyway the morning after whilst suffering with a hangover we got a mini bus to the border with Malaysia. We had some Thai money left so i bought loads of corn on the cobb. Eat every single one of them. My private stu time in my office have not looked the same since.

There we were on our way on another adventure in a new country. I love not working ....