Ok, ignore the titles cause im obviously not in Auckland and ignore the fact that i said id only do this if i was bored. Im doing this cause ive got an hour to kill before i think i should get some sleep so this is volume one of \"complete and utter b******s\" LAST CALL FOR GATE 13 - that was my queue to run like the puppyless freak i am cause despite my fathers assurance that they wouldnt call my flight just yet and his insistence on buying me a pint to se...