On the boat from koh samui over to the mainland I met Robert, a dutch computer programmer! He's travelling for 6 months before starting his new job for 'google' in San Francisco!!! Although a self confessed nerd, he still managed to lose a flipflop to the sea as he messed about with his camera!!! Is he the next Zuckerberg??? Only time will tell.

After the first boat ride, we had a 3 hour bus journey where I looked for Perth jobs on gumtree! We got to the west cost only to be told that the boats engine was broken so we had to catch the next one!!! Well well well, feeling sick wasn't the word, the sea over to phi phi is very rough compared to the east coast islands and I went White as a sheet n had to run thru the crowded boat to get some air where I was expecting to throw up over the side!!! However my lil thai friend handed me a plastic bag made for no more than the size of a big apple, not quite sure how experienced I was at aiming my sick but I sometimes miss the toilet at home so things weren't looking too good!!! Anyways he kept poking me, laughing his head off and taking pictures of me looking, well, extremely lovely I expect!!! The banter however took my mind off spewing n I managed to reach the goddess island without treating the onlookers to a show and a half!!!

The hotels not too bad at all and we went out for a nice Italian before hitting an Irish bar full of men in dresses, wasnt too long before we found bananas, a more cultural bar for more vodka redbull buckets!!! Yes Henzell, it does say Hartlepool on the sofa!!! It was there we met two cool Aussies from the gold coast who tried feeding us whiskey whilst borrowing their loo on the way to slinkeys beach bar!!! Wow that place is great, we had a good boogie and I called it a nite whilst downing as much water as I could on the windey walk home!!! Johnny would get loads a work out here Nat, this is the 2nd sink that has come off the wall whilst I've been out here, it smashed into smithereens n the water was pouring out the wall all nite!!!

And anyone who dares laugh at my new clown pants is simply jealous!!!

All good fun :0)