An early wakeup call later n I'm sat in an air-conditioned car en route to the airport!!! Had the most amazing time in Thailand and wish I'd of stayed longer in phi phi but with every annoyance comes a positive as my new job needs me ASAP! Had my last massage last nite, there'll be non of that in Oz! Went to the jagger bar on bangla road where me and Amy were a regular in 2008, prices have certainly soared, £5 for a sex on the beach!

Although mum an Patilla have done some research for me, I havnt actually booked a place to stay tonite so maybe sleeping ferrel on the beach!