I must say that when I started this trip, I set out to try all the local food and eat cheaply!!! Well unfortunately, after 2 weeks, being extremely Ill and bleeding outta places that shudnt be bleeding, I've since changed my strategy and focused on the differences of the English/American/Italian cuisines :0) And as for the hostel dorm, I have quite enjoyed it! I mean it's not the first time I've had to stay in a bunk bed, use to have to do it when I took the kid...

When people ask me what I'm doing and I tell them, I get a wide array of responses from, 'oh my Buddha you are a mad lady', to 'wow, you're brave, wish I'd of done that'!!! My new motto after managing to do this on my own is 'miracles happen' and 'people are like teabags, you have to put them into hot water before you know how strong they are'!!! I may even get a new tattoo whilst on my travels, 'shoot nothing but pictures, kill nothing but time, leave nothing b...

Jus remembered, a guy told me last nite that in high season, phi phi gets soooo busy that the massage parlours rent out their beds for £6 a nite and the local police station even hires out cells, madness!!! This dorm business isn't as bad as I expected, I was 2nd up, can u believe it!!! Don't feel like I'm on my own at all cos I jus chat away!!! Jus met simmone from the gold coast, goin beach today n meet up wiv her in Oz to go to a hiphop event as she dances ...

Well I decided to stay at the fernloft hostel, 4 bed dorm as I'm now use to no sleep and speaking to all folk!!! Just met vectra from Indonesia who is taking me out to meet her Italian friend! When she asked me if I had a compass, I thought she meant map, however she then told me she needed to know which way is west as she had to pray. God iPhones have everything! Well it doesn't look much from the outside but it's clean and very friendly, there's a bar downsta...

An early wakeup call later n I'm sat in an air-conditioned car en route to the airport!!! Had the most amazing time in Thailand and wish I'd of stayed longer in phi phi but with every annoyance comes a positive as my new job needs me ASAP! Had my last massage last nite, there'll be non of that in Oz! Went to the jagger bar on bangla road where me and Amy were a regular in 2008, prices have certainly soared, £5 for a sex on the beach! Although mum an Patilla ha...