Hold on a bloody minute - this is where I started, and I didn't like it then! Alright, alright, alright already - Exit stage left even (try it in a snagglepuss voice - it works better)....

Arrive In Delhi after meeting a hatter on the plane (mad 40 year old Spanish woman) with feelings of fear, excitement and tiredness! After commandeering a taxi the fun began. Any fears of a culture shock were quickly put to bed when we nearly crashed into an elephant on the dual carriageway.... I found Phil as planned, which to tell you the truth was an option I hadn't considered.Nay bother then - train booked at 6am and so to bed. The air conditioner turned...