Happy 2006 to you all for anyone who actually looks on here. Hope you are all well, still have your own teeth and have kept diseases such as TB, cholera and typhoid at bay over the festive period.

Glad to hear things are going well for you bro, I have finished my job due to lack of wages (the *^+>'s). After slogging my guts of for 7 weeks they just did not pay me. So my mates went round and burnt thier house down with them in it. I do belive they lived, but my have breathing problems for the rest of thier tight fisted lives.

Anyway I do have some 2nd interviews this week. Top level biz exec roles. Apart from that I am off skiing next sat in France. And I now move into my house on the 9th of jan. Really thinking that a break in NZ could be a tal order buddy, as I need to sort out hols and that with the new role. Is that little bundle of roses ok. I hope you are treating her well, and not been your typical moody scouse fan self. Hope your dad is in South Africa by now, and he is ok. Say hello for me.

Anyway this message board seems like my very own personal portal to you, so keep it updated as I do still log on to it all the time.
Take care mate speak to you soon.

Rob

How ya keeping mezzzzzna. Hope things are excellent in NZ. They must think your a drug smuggler by now the amount of times you have been there. Just to let you know. Liverpool are still sh+t, The queen still chokes Phil's chicken every night.

Hope you and Rose are ok and work is round the corner.

Let me know how you are doing mate
Rob

Just to let you. Not only have I bought a 3 bed gaff which has a room dedicated to banta, but I have a new job which I start on Monday. Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

How long now till you grace the shores of rainsville. Look forward to it. Cant be long now.

Mate love the new photos, from Ecuador. By the way was that Joe on board the HMS dreams. You know Joe from Bariloche? If not he had a twin.

See you back in blighty my old travelling mate.

Si, i think you should change your name to Pappillon after reading your adventures of South America.

Mate hope you had a great time on the trek, north peru is pretty gash to be fair. Dont do it.
Head out tomorrow to Ecuador, will update you on the beach and weather situation. Keep in touch mate, cant wait to see you next.

Adios for now mate, and if Rosie is still beating you up,please do not hesitate emailing me for a shoulder to cry on.

Holding up in a La Paz retreat Stop. Need clarification on where abouts Stop. Have Banta to report Stop. Going playing golf at the highest golf course in the world Stop. Have mission to bomb down a dangerous road stop need help. stop. Ring me on 2456421 - 2461616 room 203 stop. Tally ho Stop.

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Would like to question Mr Simpsons record. My 84 under par non wind assisted 24 was only kept being lower by off putting large shouts of ´NESTLE´ and my ball getting stuck in a pile of poo that fell out of Peacocks trousers when informed the wild mouse was back up and running......

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